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tonypapesh:

AURGH!!!! I am back in America! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ„ After a trip like that, I need to relearn how to paint! Anyway, enjoy this old piece as I fight off this jetlag.
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tonypapesh:

AURGH!!!! I am back in America! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ„ After a trip like that, I need to relearn how to paint! Anyway, enjoy this old piece as I fight off this jetlag.


La carogna che sale forte

proust2000:

Gentile professore,

Le scrivo per farle presente che lโ€™esame da me sostenuto in data 12 dicembre 2013 (allego scansione libretto) non risulta ancora registrato telematicamente, tale ritardo mi costringe a far slittare la sessione di laurea in quanto mi รจ impossibile compilare la domanda di tesi.

Colgo lโ€™occasione per augurarLe fortemente un attacco di diarrea in mezzo allโ€™autostrada.

[inserire bestemmia articolata grave a piacere]

A.R.


  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer:“Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man:“Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer:“You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man:*quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer:“Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer:*to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner:“I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife:“Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner:“Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)