tut mir leid, Wir gerade onanieren. Tumblr (3.0; @ilterzouomo)http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/“Avete sentito di Brenda? Carbonizzi un puttanone brasiliano perché sapeva troppo e getti il...http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/257067526http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/257067526Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:41:30 +0100<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth238zpAe1qa55vbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://piccole.rispostesenzadomanda.com/post/252921131/fastlive-weofp-rinello-fatto-da-me-sbumballo-ftw" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">rispostesenzadomanda</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://fastlive.tumblr.com/post/252485381/weofp-rinello-fatto-da-me-sbumballo-ftw" target="_blank">fastlive</a>:<a href="http://weofp.tumblr.com/post/252265547/rinello-fatto-da-me-sbumballo-ftw" target="_blank">weofp</a>:<a href="http://rinello.tumblr.com/post/252095076/fatto-da-me-sbumballo-ftw" target="_blank">rinello</a>:fatto da me, sbumballo ftw</p></blockquote>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252925148http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252925148Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:28:26 +0100Sigint: [if you call Sigint while wearing a cardboard box] Uh,Snake... what are you doing? Naked...http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252916665http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252916665Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:13:00 +0100mgs3box<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktftjbBRPM1qznavao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://nerviosismo.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">nerviosismo</a>)</p>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252915222http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252915222Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:10:42 +0100“strappami, signora, gli indumenti e i dubbi. sdubitami. denudami.” - eduardo galeano,...http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252912845http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252912845Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:06:46 +0100<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshve7Cbj51qzb91ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hangedman.tumblr.com/post/251811520/zuppadivetro-fumettimarvel-manxome-wives" target="_blank">hangedman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://zuppadivetro.tumblr.com/post/251208284/fumettimarvel-manxome-wives-should-be-kissed" target="_blank">zuppadivetro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fumettimarvel.tumblr.com/post/250785033/manxome-wives-should-be-kissed-and-not-heard" target="_blank">fumettimarvel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://manxome.tumblr.com/post/230981050/wives-should-be-kissed-and-not-heard" target="_blank">manxome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wives should be kissed and not heard</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252911542http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252911542Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:04:35 +0100“I’m sorry, I don’t listen to country music” - Joey DeMaio a proposito dei...http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252910318http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252910318Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:02:32 +0100<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgf4vnvyI1qzvl4eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hangedman.tumblr.com/post/252010229/zuppadivetro-curiositasmundi" target="_blank">hangedman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://zuppadivetro.tumblr.com/post/251986307/curiositasmundi-hardcorejudas-via" target="_blank">zuppadivetro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://curiositasmundi.tumblr.com/post/251948929/hardcorejudas-via-jesusislove" target="_blank">curiositasmundi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hardcorejudas.tumblr.com/post/251827542/via-jesusislove" target="_blank">hardcorejudas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://jesusislove.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">jesusislove</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>@,@</p> <p>ho recentemente scoperto la presenza di un darth-fener gargoyle in america. cosa daremmo per trovare QUESTO nella nostra amata(?) parrocchietta…</p>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252900680http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252900680Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:46:17 +0100“«Berlusconi ha cambiato gli italiani. Ha offerto loro un modello di libertà negativa: tutti...http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252894859http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/252894859Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:36:19 +0100<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbjkzlQzS1qzdglao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahmovieposters.tumblr.com/post/248691920/the-wolfman" target="_blank">fuckyeahmovieposters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.impawards.com/2010/wolfman_ver3.html" target="_blank">The Wolfman</a></p> </blockquote>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/248747644http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/248747644Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:16:42 +0100“Durissimo è stato il commento a caldo di don Luigi Ciotti, il Presidente dell’Associazione...http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/248746061http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/248746061Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:14:45 +0100<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5ardOH8W1qz723ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244653694http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244653694Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:06:46 +0100<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5aq540jY1qz723ko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244653281http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244653281Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:06:03 +0100http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244634839http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244634839Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:34:00 +0100<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksuu4zQeu41qzx38ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nerviosismo.tumblr.com/post/243322137/via-exergian" target="_blank">nerviosismo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://exergian.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">exergian</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244633398http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244633398Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:32:24 +0100<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt3qgaTucM1qz6z2wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://catastrofe.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">catastrofe</a>)</p>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244630799http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/244630799Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:28:11 +0100<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksw34im3AM1qz75vdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nipresa.tumblr.com/post/239034028/mucio-the-ema-and-the-effect-of-sms-on" target="_blank">nipresa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mucio.tumblr.com/post/239029907/the-ema-and-the-effect-of-sms-on-language" target="_blank">mucio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(<i>The Ema and the effect of SMS on language attitude</i>)<br/><br/>Ema are wooden tablet where people write their whishes. Not so strangely, being Tokyo full of tourist, I found an italian one.<br/><br/>Translation for eglish speaker:<br/><br/>”<i>Hello…Thanks 4 the wonderful family I have… 4 wonderful mom… and thanks for my splendid husband. I have just a wish, I’d like to have a baby… Thank you! シ Vale</i>”<br/><br/>Of course, she didn’t write “4” but “x”, that’s italian form of short writing. As wish is so sweet and I am sure that Vale is a good person, but in her shoes I’d never do these mistake with a foreign deity:<br/><br/>1) Never say “Hello” to a god, deity and sovrannatural beings in general.<br/>2) Never use short writing forms. You are not SMSing to a friend.<br/>3) To much “…” are ok on internet chatting, but usually gods don’t subrscribe to Facebook or social network.<br/>4) “!”… Esclamation are ok when you are crying “I repent!” or “My fate is yours!” or “Penitenziagite!”. <br/>5) Don’t sign prayer with nick or abbreviation. Don’t sign it, if you want. If someone had power to make your wishes real, knowing your name is easy stuff.<br/>6) Never, I say, <b>NEVER</b> put smiley stuff in your prayer. I am sure you don’t wink or smile while repeating “Pater Noster”. <br/><br/>World is big, cultures are different, colors are many, but wherever you are deities like to be treated as gods… unless if you are not a Raelian or a Scientologist (religion? aliens? If i had to chose a messiah, I vote for Chubakka). It doesn’t matter whoever you will meet after dying, but “Hi, bro! There’s life after death! Gimme five!” will be the worst way to introduce yourself.</p> <p>Six things to avoid writing to a god… (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/bananocrate" target="_blank">Bananocrate - バナノクラテ</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Never say “Hello” to a god, deity and sovrannatural beings in general</p> </blockquote>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/239045465http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/239045465Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:12:26 +0100<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksw1unani21qz723ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://oglaf.com/son_of_kronar2.jpg" target="_blank">oglaf.com</a></p>http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/239015016http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/239015016Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:15:59 +0100“A distanza di più di dieci anni dalla morte la popolarità di Battisti rimane ancora alta: i...http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/238098404http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/238098404Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:36:05 +0100No dottore,per favore,non è urgente,non è niente.Per un attimo la mentemi si è accesae qualcosa si...http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/238095888http://ilterzouomo.tumblr.com/post/238095888Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:32:00 +0100